In the past, weve gotten gems like Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary and Meatball Ron. Even Kamala Harris Laffin Kamala or Kamabla has a few options to choose from. But her running mate, Democratic Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, has yet to be blessed with a signature Donald Trump nickname.
Perhaps Trump is weighing his options. Theres just too many to choose from and theyre all pure gold.
Tampon Tim:The libs cheer Walz for signing a law to make feminine products free in Minnesota schools. What they dont tell you is that it included putting feminine products in the boys bathroom as well all the way down to 4th grade. Could you imagine the sick things 10-year-old boys would do with tampons? But its ok. Walz thinks some boys get periods too.
Tiananmen Tim:Walz has a long track record in China. The media spins him as an expert China hawk who wants to spread human rights. But while most Americans fled after the Tiananmen Square Massacre, Walz went to teach high school there. He went back multiple times for education trips. Five years later, he went back again for his honeymoon. Sure, theres an innocent explanation but like Walz says, One persons socialism is another persons neighborliness.' Who funded all of this on a teachers salary?
Yellow Belly Tim:This one cuts deep, especially for veterans. He was a National Guardsman for 24 years but has been accused of stolen valor after a member of his battalionallegedhe retired to avoid deployment to Iraq. In public, Walz has made it seem like he faced fire in combat to justify why Americans shouldnt have weapons of war, that I carried in war. Walz, however, never served in the Middle East and was instead deployed to Italy during the War on Terror.
Tiny Tim:Probably the most classic route. Tiny Tim was a musician from Trumps heyday; its an apt cultural reference. Plus, he was a certified freak. If Tiny Tims face pops in your head when you go to the ballot box, theres no way youre casting a vote for Harris-Walz.
West Coast Walz or Wannabe Walz:Sure, he might be a Midwesterner. He might act and look like a walking dad joke. But look at his record, and its clear he governs like a Gavin Newsom wannabe.
Marxist Mr. Magoo: Come on, they look exactly alike!
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